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Gnome’s back and he’s got more of his bottles and potions to show off!
First off, a luck potion that’s not unlike playing a bit of Russian Roulette. See, you drink it down, inevitably swallow one of the D20s inside. Then you cough it up and whatever number comes up determines your outcome. Nine or lower, you’re gonna have a bad day. Might stub your toe, might make a lifelong enemy. Ten or higher, and things are comin’ up Milhouse! Roll a 20, and your life will change forever - perhaps you’ll come into money, maybe you’ll catch the eye of that wealthy cheese magnate you’ve been lusting for, who knows.
Roll a 0 though… Wait, I thought D20s only went from 1-20! Well, it’s largely considered rolling a 0 when you fail to cough up the damn thing at all. It’s pretty big, and your airway is only so large…
The second offering is more about the bottle than its contents - see, it’s designed to never break, but always spill. For those situations where you cannot afford to lose the whole thing, but can still make do with just a drop left at the end of your journey. Pretty useful when you spend your days hanging out with a big ole orc like Gnome does.
Lessons I have learnt since:
1. Don’t let the country bumpkin who slep 100 years out on the open fields on his own.
2. You just shouldn’t EQUIP metal in thunder, you can still keep it in your bag.
3. Flame potions only work if you drink them BEFORE everything is on fire.
This is so cute
My name is Gnome, and I like big round bottles with nice, thick corks. I also like slender phials and big vessels with graceful necks. I only use the best bottles in my alchemy, only the finest bottles will do to hold my potions.
Also that top one definitely looks like a dick with, as @scyllastew so aptly put it, “an improvised cock ring.”